Here is our famous Rock that was used in the burglary here at Guitar Czar on 10/20/2023.
Rock is in good condition and perfect working order. Upon purchase, care and maintenance of Rock need to be understood prior to taking ownership. Rock needs to be watered at least once a year, and only fed treats when it's being a good boy. Rock loves to be taken out on walkies but does get nervous around people wearing hoodies and stupid overbent hats. Rock enjoys car rides, however, does not enjoy being thrown through a glass door. Rock is very tough and has been known to withstand bouncing on concrete, and kicking the crap out of some glass. Rock has some favorite hobbies which include sitting, staying still, laying down, and not moving. Not moving is Rock's absolute favorite thing to do, so as long as it is just hanging out, it will be very happy. *Rock may contain microscopic traces of tempered glass and skin cells from smelly criminals.
Description:
During the Paleozoic era, Utah was at the western edge of North America and what is now the Salt Lake Valley was consumed by ocean. The eastern part of the state was a low plain with little relief at about sea level. The sediment that reached the ocean was well-washed quartz sand. Coral reefs, now exposed as thick limestone rocks in the Wasatch Range, are evidence of shallow seas that led to deep oceans in the west. We suspect that Rock is made of either Calcite or Dolomite from that era, however the only way to test that is to put some Hydrochloric Acid on Rock, and we don't want to do that as it would be very rude.
